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| The whole family after watching the film at SM Center Muntinlupà last New Year's Day. |
DISCLAIMER: Before I begin, I'd like to remind readers that this is not a blogpost about traveling but a film review, is in fact my very first film review since I was in college. So before anything else, I'd like to paraphrase Maine Mendoza: "Bago pa acó i-bash ng sámbayanan, mauuna na acó". Now, if you wonder why I'm writing a film review on a family travel blog, well, it still has something to do with traveling because me and my family had to take a tedious trip from our faraway palace all the way to plebeian SM Center Muntinlupà. Haha. Kidding aside, all of us in the family are faithful members of AlDub Nation. Most especially yours truly. I was even the one encouraging my wife and kids to watch it the soonest possible time and not the other way around, this in spite of our measly budget. Be it known that I rarely watch TV and Tagálog films. I grew up as a Marvel Comics fanboy, hence the only films I watch are those from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. So just imagine what in the world AlDub did to me. I don't care if my friends from the academe will say that "Pepe has become mababao, too". So be it. AlDub has its inexplicable magic... perhaps one really has to become a fan in order to understand it. Anyway, without further ado...
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It cannot be argued that the saving grace for Vic Sotto and Ai-Ai de las Alas' My Bebe Love #KiligPaMore is its supporting cast. I am, of course, referring to the phenomenal love team of Alden Richards and Maine Mendoza, more popularly known as AlDub. If not for them (or to be more precise, if not for their solid and loyal fan base), its rival, Star Cinema's Beauty and the Bestie, would have clobbered it from day one of the 41st Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF). The trailer, in fact, already gave portents of monotonous things to come. One would even suspect that the movie simply rode on the wave of AlDub's immense popularity. They succeeded on that part because My Bebe Love has been smashing its way to become the highest-grossing Filipino movie of all time despite desperate attempts by Star Cinema to downplay it (it now holds the record for highest-opening day gross for all Filipino films with ₱60.4 million).
This is not to say that either "Bossing" Vic or Ai-Ai has no box-office magic. Of course they do. But in terms of box-office competition, they would have played second fiddle to Vice Ganda whose garbage has been patronized by millions over the past few years.
Hardcore fans will come to My Bebe Love's defense and say that it's just a rom-com (romantic comedy), but that's exactly the point: the film is not just about romance but also comedy, and that's what it's lacking. How we missed the days when Bossing was really able to make us cry out in laughter (remember Hindi Pa Tapos ang Labada, Darling?) But in My Bebe Love, he seemed not to be making too much of an effort to be the comedian that he is. Ai-Ai de las Alas was too noisy to be funny. And we missed so much of it from Maine herself who is already an accomplished comedian on both Internet and TV. There wasn't even one memorable punchline that would have made us guffaw all the way to the exit.
It's quite disappointing that for a phenomenal love team, AlDub's first screen appearance was exactly that: a disappointment. But not because of them but because of the movie itself. For a supposedly family film, the plot is too complicated for youngsters to comprehend, especially the part wherein the characters of both Vic and Ai-Ai were fighting over venue reservations; my three boys were clueless as to what was going on. Other than that, it's so unrealistic to believe that their characters are that wealthy (what with their several employees and huge mansions) considering that they are just events specialists (is that a good enough profession already to make people filthy rich?). And later on in the movie, there's a (suggested) PMS scene between Vic and Ai-Ai's characters somewhere in Zambales. Is that the norm nowadays for family films?
And worse, My Bebe Love was obviously rushed; there seems to be not much of an effort to make it polished it all the more (this reminds me of Lourd de Veyra's "PNY" criticism of another Sotto film two years ago). The filmmakers seemed to have been banking on AlDub's popularity alone instead of putting flesh on the overall product. However, rushing film production is nothing new to the local movie industry. While film production in Hollywood takes at least a year or two to finish before its premiere, here it takes only a few months, if not a few weeks. But that's another story.
That My Bebe Love is replete with product placements is already expected. After all, it's a Vic Sotto film. I was already expecting it. The first few product placements I noticed were OK because they were subtly featured (Bear Brand Adult Plus, Nissan Escapade), but the rest were blatant to the point of irritating (Tide, Solmux). And what's with the junk food products with their front covers turned away from the cameras in a convenience store scene? Just because they're not sponsors of the movie does it mean that the director had to twist reality; aside from real life, that doesn't happen in Hollywood flicks, even in the most inane ones. Many from the audience noticed that goof with the junk foods, and because of that, they lost focus on Alden and Maine (and many, I believe, were too glued with Alden's radiant blue Superman shirt, a wrong choice of color and brand for a brief scene).
Speaking of Maine, I believe that, despite the letdowns seen in the movie, she deserved the Best Supporting Actress trophy she had won from the MMFF Gabí ng Parañgál (awards night). Acting is no easy feat, especially if one has no experience in it. Just ask historian Alvin Campomanes. Yet newcomer Maine nailed it with ease even if she didn't go through any acting workshop at all. She only honed her craft out in the streets — in Eat Bulaga!'s Kalyeserye. But even prior to that, she was a pure rookie. And thanks to her and Alden, My Bebe Love was saved from being overshadowed by its rival. It was their tandem that made up for what My Bebe Love lacked. Their qilíg moments lived up to the hype, delighting film goers. But that's the only compensation the film had. Nonetheless, AlDub's true worth should have been given justice on their screen debut.
If there's anyone to blame in My Bebe Love's failure to deliver, it's Bibeth Orteza because she was the one who wrote the script filled with weak dialogue and cheerlessness. Then there's Director Joey Javier Reyes who co-wrote the screenplay with her. How I wish that My Bebe Love was as funny as previous Vic Sotto movies. Thankfully, this is not an AlDub movie per se. Therefore, AlDub haters cannot say that the power couple's first movie was a fluke because technically, My Bebe Love is a Vic-Ai-Ai starrer. We AlDub fans await a much awesome launching movie for them, something they truly deserve. Not this. I was thinking of Erik Matti who is a good friend of Reyes, or perhaps blockbuster director Cathy García-Molina so that she'd be given a third chance (yes, pun intended) for her recent sins.
PS: As a blow-by-blow Kalyeserye reporter for AlDub Nation, I always rate each and every episode of Kalyeserye that I've watched in a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest. Many of my Twitter friends have been asking me to rate My Bebe Love: #KiligPaMore, too. So here it goes: in view of the foregoing review, I give it a 6/10 rating. I would've given it a 5/5, but AlDub's inclusion in the movie made me kinder towards it. Nevertheless, I still encourage my fellow AlDub Nation members to watch the movie, if only for the love of AlDub. And lastly, I give SM Muntinlupa's cinema a 3/10. The air-conditioning is not cold enough, the popcorn is bland but pricey, and the cinemas don't even have washrooms inside. Patronize other malls. Better yet, patronize those that are owned by the Zóbel de Ayalas. SM is owned by somebody pretending to be a Filipino.
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| My wife is checking if we were also victims of ticket swapping. |
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| Thanfully, nothing like that happened during our visit to SM Center Muntinlupà. |
Now, to those who claim that Vice Ganda's garbage is filling up cinemas, my family experienced first hand how this is all but a lie. Just CLICK HERE to watch a video I took before we entered the cinema and see for yourselves. Now, if Beauty and the Bestie's defenders still don't believe that I took the video during nighttime, take note of the movies' schedule below:
Of course this is just one cinema, and one cinema alone cannot be used to measure if Beauty and the Bestie dominated the box-office. But still, this is one solid proof that My Bebe Love, at the very least, beat Star Cinema's garbage in a mall that is known to be cheating in its favor. So to those who are yet to see My Bebe Love, I advise you to do the same: take videos of the queues in the cinemas, then post it on your respective social media accounts.
Don't underestimate the power of AlDub Nation.
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| Me and my little princess at our balcony back home, after watching the film. Notice my superhero shirt. =) |
